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Splashe to zbiór 222 losowo wybieranych żółtych tekstów pojawiających się w menu głównym. Wszystkie te teksty są zdefiniowane w pliku splashes.txt. Obecnie na liście dostępnych splashy znajduje się 223 pozycje, bowiem jeden splash powtarza się 2 razy.

Pełna lista splashy

#	Splash	Wyjaśnienie	Tłumaczenie
191	...!	Wiele wytworów wyobraźni graczy mogą spowodować zaparcie tchu!
124	0% sugar!	Już nie koniecznie prawdziwe. Od niedawna cukier jest przedmiotem w grze.	0% cukru!
3	100% pure!	Nawiązanie do chwytów reklamowych z opakowań soków.	100% czystości!
56	12 herbs and spices!	Tajna receptura KFC na panierkę do kurczaka zawiera 11 ziół i przypraw.	12 ziół i przypraw!
185	12345 is a bad password!	12345 jest często używanym przez internautów hasłem.	12345 jest złym hasłem!
125	150% hyperbole!	Nawiązanie do Hyperbole and a Half.	150% hiperboli! (?)
132	20 GOTO 10!	Nawiązanie do języka BASIC.	20 GOTO 10!
137	4815162342 lines of code!	4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 to liczby pojawiające się w serialu Lost - Zagubieni.	4815162342 linijek kodu!
54	90% bug free!	Gra jest ciągle udoskonalana, i zawiera wciąż błędy.	Pozbawiona błędów w 90%!
138	A skeleton popped out!	Nawiązanie do creepypasty. Oczywiście, Minecraft też zawiera szkielety, jednak te nie mają tendencji do "wyskakiwania".	Szkielet wyskoczył!
14	Absolutely dragon free!	Smoki obecnie nie są zawarte w grze, jednak Notch zapowiedział je wcześniej.	Całkowicie pozbawione smoków!
58	Absolutely no memes!	Minecraft jest popularnym źródłe dla memów, które często rozpowszechniane są przez tego typu cytaty.	Absolutnie zero memów!
80	Age of Wonders is better!	Age of Wonders to turowa gra strategiczna.	Age of Wonders jest lepsze!
98	All inclusive!	Wszystkie funkcje gry zawarte są w jej pełnej, płatnej wersji.	Łącznie ze wszystkim!
107	All is full of love!	"All Is Full of Love" to piosenka Björka.	Każdy jest pełen miłości!
220	"Almost never" is an interesting concept!	Possible reference to the mathematical concept of "almost surely" and its inverse.
212	A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!	Winston Churchill once said something similar about Russia.
1	As seen on TV!	Często używane sformuowanie, które jest często wyśmiewane.	Do zobaczenia w TV!
60	Ask your doctor!	Similar to "As seen on TV", said at some point in almost every pharmaceutical advertisement.	Zapytaj swojego lekarza!
166	Autonomous!	There are very few rules or restrictions in "Minecraft".	Autonomiczne!
48	Awesome community!	Społeczność Minecrafta stworzyła wiele świetnych rzeczy.	Wspaniała społeczność!
2	Awesome!	Trzeba wyjaśniać?	Fantastyczne!
192	Bees, bees, bees, bees!	A lyric from one of Weebl's works, "cup".
12	Best in class!	A reference to awards given to car brands or manufacturers for producing high-quality vehicles.
5	Better than Prey!	Prey is a first person shooter that was well-received by critics.
87	Bring it on!	Egging on players to take on mobs at night.
145	Bring me Ray Cokes!	Ray Cokes is an English television presenter popular in Europe.
66	Bringing home the bacon!	May refer to Minecraft sales being Notch's source of income.
141	BTAF used to be good!	Bob the Angry Flower is a comic strip that has been running since 1992.
117	Buckets of lava!	Wiadro może zostać wypełnione lawą w Survivalu.	Wiadro z lawą!
89	Call your mother!	Dlaczego do niej nie zadzwonisz?	Zadzwoń do swojej matki!
69	Ceci n'est pas une title screen!	"Ceci n'est pas une" is French for "This is not a"; the phrase refers to The Treachery of Images (La trahison des images), a painting by the Belgian René Magritte which depicts a pipe with the sentence "Ceci n'est pas une pipe." ("This is not a pipe.") written beneath it.
21 & 47	Check it out!	This splash is listed in splashes.txt twice, first on line 21 and again on line 47.
43	Classy!
42	Closed source!	Minecraft is currently closed-source proprietary software, meaning the source code has not been publicly released. However, Notch mentioned this could change "once sales start dying and a minimum time has passed", at which point he would "possibly release it all as public domain".	Zamknięte źródło!
62	Cloud computing!	Chmura obliczeniowa.	Chmura obliczeniowa!
136	Cogito ergo sum!	Podstawa filozofii Kartezjusza	Myślę, więc jestem!
111	Collaborate and listen!	Lyrics to "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice.
11	Coming soon!	Minecraft is still in a developmental phase, and has not been "formally" released yet.
74	Complex cellular automata!	Both Minecraft and a piece of Notch's earlier work feature cellular automata; Notch has stated that he is fascinated by them.
158	Consummate V's!	Refers to an episode of Homestar Runner.
110	Cooler than Spock!	Spock is a Star Trek character.
159	Cow Tools!	Refers to a Far Side comic by Gary Larson. Also, Minecraft features cows.
36	Create!	Minecraft is a sandbox game.	Twórz!
135	Do not distribute!	Part of the Minecraft terms and conditions, referred to as "The one major rule" by Notch.	Nie rozpowszechniaj!
204	Don't look directly at the bugs!	Minecraft is still in an incomplete Beta stage, with a number of known bugs.
160	Double buffered!	Another Minecraft feature.
41	Down with O.P.P.!	Line from the song "O.P.P." by Naughty by Nature.
169	DRR! DRR! DRR!	Refers to the horror manga short story The Enigma of Amigara Fault, which among fans is a popular origin story for the Creeper.
38	Dungeon!	Lochy można znaleźć w trybie przetrwania	Loch!
167	Engage!	Refers to the Star Trek saying "Engage!" by Jean-Luc Picard.
53	Enhanced!
200	Eple (original edit)!	Title of a piece by Norwegian electronic music duo Rökysopp.
70	Euclidian!	Minecraft mainly relies on one of the simplest forms of Euclidian geometry, the cube.
15	Excitement!
39	Exclusive!	Minecraft is only for people who buy the game.
33	Exploding creepers!	The beloved creature.
123	Falling off cliffs!	Often happened accidentally before sneaking was implemented.
161	Fan fiction!	Minecraft has fan fiction.
168	Fantasy!	Minecraft is a work of fantasy.
57	Fat free!	Often an advertising point on food, directed at people attempting to lose or keep from gaining weight.
206	Finally with ladders!	Ladders are an item in Survival.
146	Finger-licking!	"Finger-lickin' good" is a slogan of KFC.
9	Flashing letters!	May be a reference to this bug.
162	Flaxkikare!	A reference to Bobo, a children's comic created by Swedish cartoonist Lars Mortimer in which the title character had a magical spyglass called the Flaxkikare, which can be translated as "lucky spyglass".
93	Freaky!	Some people find Minecraft scary.
59	Free dental!
108	Full of stars!	Part of a quote ("My god, it's full of stars!") from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
152	Gargamel plays it!	Gargamel is the enemy of the Smurfs.
190	Gasp!	Frequently said when finding bright blue gemstones in stone.
182	Give us Gordon!	A possible reference to Gordon Freeman, the protagonist of Half-Life, in which the military troops write "Give Us Gordon Freeman" in graffiti.
180	Google anlyticsed!	A past-tense misspelling of Google Analytics, a service that provides statistics about visitors to a website.
68	GOTY!	PC Gamer UK, among others, crowned Minecraft their game of the year 2010.
85	Guaranteed!
195	Haha, LOL!	Might be what some players will say when playing on multiplayer.
196	Hampsterdance!	Hampster Dance is one of the oldest internet memes.
115	Han shot first!	A contentious scene in Stars Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
64	Hard to label!	May refer to Minecraft being a diverse game.
104	Haunted!	Likely a reference to the Herobrine hoax.
18	Heaps of hits on YouTube!	"Minecraft" is among the most popular topics on YouTube. Notch's channel is rarely updated, but has received more than 800 thousand views already.
73	Herregud!	Swedish for "Oh My God!".
22	Holy cow, man!	A common reaction to playing Minecraft
83	Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!	This Weebl animated song.
164	Hotter than the sun!	May refer to Minecraft becoming very popular very fast.
213	Huge tracts of land!	A quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, describing the "assets" of a bride-to-be.
142	I miss ADOM!	Ancient Domains of Mystery is a very old, but popular and unique roguelike game, featuring a world made completely of ASCII characters for graphics, dungeons (random and infinite), and monsters, but also many (optional) storylines that help hold all the features together to stop it from becoming boring.
199	idspispopd!	The NoClip command for Doom.
19	Indev!	Indev was the second major version of Minecraft, after Classic.
67	Indie!	Minecraft is an indie game.
219	Information wants to be free!	Slogan observing that keeping information contained tends to be more difficult than allowing it to disseminate.
32	Ingots!	Iron and Gold Ingots are obtainable in Survival.
72	Inspirational!
165	Internet enabled!	Minecraft has online multiplayer.
23	It's a game!	Just in case you weren't sure.
193	Jag känner en bot!	"I know a bot" in Swedish. Refers to the first line of the song "Boten Anna" by the Swedish dance artist, Basshunter.
163	Jason! Jason! Jason!	The main character of the game Heavy Rain yells "Jason!" repeatedly while looking for his son.
211	Joel is neat!	May refer to Deadmau5, whose real name is Joel Zimmerman.
210	Jump up, jump up, and get down!	"Jump Around" by House of Pain.
51	Kaaneeeedaaaa!	Refers to the Japanese anime movie Akira.
30	Keyboard compatible!	Minecraft is compatible with a keyboard, but does not need one to be played.
170	Kick it root down!	Lyrics from the song "Root Down" by the Beastie Boys.
131	Kiss the sky!	Impossible because there is a barrier stopping you from moving more than 128 blocks above bedrock; also a reference to the lyrics from "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix.
35	l33t!	Leet.
119	Larger than Earth!	The theoretical maximum size of the map in Minecraft is roughly eight times the total surface area of the Earth (technical restrictions mean that the actual maximum size is much smaller).
63	Legal in Finland!	May be a reference the rumour that Donald Duck is illegal in Finland.
127	Let's danec!	A reference to a typo Notch made while working on Wurm Online.
130	Lewd with two dudes with food!	A line from "If You're Into It" by Flight of the Conchords.
8	Limited edition!	May refer to Alpha and Beta, as they are both limited editions, and they will soon become a full game.
187	Lives in a pineapple under the sea!	Part of the opening line of the theme song for the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants.
103	Livestreamed!	There are quite a few livestreams of people playing Minecraft, with Notch making occasional appearances.
221	Lots of truthiness!	May be a reference to Stephen Colbert's favorite word "truthiness".
91	Loved by millions!	Over 1.5 million copies of Minecraft have been sold.
86	Macroscopic!	Can either mean to be visible to the naked eye, or to be large and complex; Minecraft is both.
10	Made by Notch!	Notch is the creater of Minecraft.
24	Made in Sweden!	A parody of the very well-known phrase "Made in _" (China, Taiwan, Japan, Mexico, etc.), based on Notch living in Sweden.
188	MAP11 has two names!	Doom II: Hell on Earth's MAP11.
156	Matt Damon!	May refer to Team America: World Police, in which Matt Damon can only speak his name.
4	May contain nuts!	A common food allergen warning.
198	Menger sponge!	The Menger sponge is a fractal object that can be built in Minecraft.
27	Minecraft!	Obviously!
61	Minors welcome!	Minecraft is suitable for children due to its lack of overt violence or gore, and complete lack of profanity. It may also be a pun on the fact that much of Minecraft's gameplay revolves around mining.
90	Monster infighting!	Aggressive mobs can attack one another.
6	More polygons!	Most of today's video games, including Minecraft, are visually based on polygons.
16	More than 500 sold!	Minecraft has sold over 1.5 million copies, so this is indeed true.
102	Music by C418!	All of Minecraft's music was composed by C418.
112	Never dig down!	Digging directly under you is not recommended, since there could be a long drop or lava below you.
116	Nice to meet you!	Nice to meet you too!
114	Not linear!	As Minecraft is a sandbox game, there is no actual storyline to follow; the game's appeal instead lies in emergent gameplay.
45	Not on steam!	Minecraft is not sold via Steam, but only on the Minecraft website.
101	Notch <3 ez!	ez is Notch's fiancee.
218	"Noun" is an autonym!	An autonym can be a pseudonymous author's actual name, an automatically-assigned botanical scientific name, or the name for a group of people or their language in their language. Notch probably meant an autological word, which is a word which describes itself - the word "noun", in this case, is a noun.
71	Now in 3D!	Minecraft has a 3D Anaglyph mode.
181	Now supports åäö!	These characters are not part of the standard 26-character Latin alphabet, but are used in the Swedish alphabet (many Scandinavian languages use such extended versions of the Latin alphabet).
52	Now with difficulty!	Difficulty may be set to Peaceful, Easy, Normal, or Hard.
100	NP is not in P!	The P versus NP problem is widely considered the most important unsolved problem in computer science. Despite being unsolved, many computer scientists believe that NP is not in P.
150	Octagonal!	May be a reference to this video or this thread.
46	Oh man!	An exlamation often said when one hears a hissing sound behind one's back.
205	Oh, ok, Pigmen!	Zombie Pigmen may be found in the Nether. A skin for regular Pigmen can be found in the .jar file, and they are planned for a future release.
144	OICU812!	When read aloud, "oh, I see you ate one, too".
189	Omnipotent!	Omnipotent means "all-powerful".
17	One of a kind!	Refers to Minecraft being a unique game.
77	OpenGL 1.1!	Another technology used by Minecraft, though not the advertised version.
134	Peter Griffin!	Head of the family from Family Guy.
121	Phobos anomaly!	The final map of Doom's first episode.
49	Pixels!	Minecraft is heavily influenced by pixel art.
84	Play him off, keyboard cat!	Keyboard Cat is an internet meme wherein after someone makes an embarrassing mistake a cat is shown playing a keyboard.
208	Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!	This one was added during the yearly LRR Desert Bus charity drive.
76	Played by cowboys!	Maybe be a reference to the Redstone Cowboys.
148	Pneumatic!	Minecraft contains water and some water physics, though pneumatic devices themselves are not currently possible.
105	Polynomial!	A term used in algerbra.
55	Pretty!	The landscapes in Minecraft are often very visually appealing.
122	Punching wood!	While not strictly necessary, it is nearly impossible to start a new game without collecting wood, which, lacking tools, must be done by punching it.
88	Random splash!	It literally describes itself.
129	Reference implementation!	May be a reference to this.
171	Regional resources!	Minecraft has biomes which contain specific resources.
155	Representing Edsbyn!	A city in Sweden.
26	Reticulating splines!	Refers to a running gag during loading processes in many games of the SimSeries by Maxis.
118	Ride the pig!	Using a saddle, you can! Also, it could be a reference to the Invader Zim episode "Attack of the Saucer Morons".
153	Rita is the new top dog!	Refers to old Australian TV show, Prisoner.
207	Scary!	Some people find Minecraft scary.
109	Scientific!
128	Seecret Friday update!	Before Minecraft went Beta, updates were released weekly, every Friday. Notch called these updates "Seecret Friday updates".
82	Sensational!
7	Sexy!
29	Singleplayer!	Minecraft does indeed have a Single Player mode.
202	Slow acting portals!	Portals to the Nether take a few seconds to activate.
201	So fresh, so clean!	"So Fresh, So Clean" is a song by Outkast.
20	Spiders everywhere!	The creature, of course.
120	sqrt(-1) love you!	Mathematical confession using imaginary numbers. sqrt(-1) is represented by the mathematical constant i, so this phrase literally means "i love you".
215	Stay a while, stay forever!	A quote from Impossible Mission, a game for the Commodore 64.
216	Stay a while and listen!	A quote from Elder Deckard Cain from the Diablo series.
149	Sublime!
157	Superfragilisticexpialidocious!	The famous song from Disney's Mary Poppins. Notch probably meant to have it say "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
37	Survive!	The only given objective in the game.
197	Switches and ores!	Redstone is used to create switches, and many types of ore can be found. Also a reference to the meme "Bitches and Whores".
154	SWM forever!	May be a reference to this facebook group.
126	Synecdoche!	A synecdoche (Greek for "simultaneous understanding") is a figure of speech where an object or concept is represented by a part or subconcept.
113	Take frequent breaks!	Often recommended when using a computer.
65	Technically good!
50	Teetsuuuuoooo!	Refers to the Japanese anime movie Akira.
99	Tell your friends!	Minecraft has reached its current popularity mainly by word of mouth.
106	Terrestrial!	Minecraft is located entirely on Earth (or at least, an Earth-like planet).
34	That's not a moon!	Famous quote from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
40	The bee's knees!	A slang phrase originating from the 1920's U.S.
222	The creeper is a spy!	"The […] is a spy!" is a common phrase in Team Fortress 2 to warn other players of enemy spies, a class that is able to disguise as the enemy team and sneak behind their victim's back in order to kill them instantly with a backstab.
140	The sum of its parts!	Reference to the living systems theory.
139	The Work of Notch!	Notch created Minecraft, also a possible reference to The Word of Notch.
147	Thematic!
194	This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!	The splash text scales to fit, making this particular splash difficult to read at lower resolutions.
78	Thousands of colors!	Alias for highcolor, which can represent up to 65,536 colors, on a Macintosh.
183	Tip your waiter!	A phrase usually uttered by comedians at the end of their performances.
217	Treatment for your rash!	Just apply and rub in, results will show in minutes!
79	Try it!	You really should.
81	Try the mushroom stew!	Minecraft contains Mushroom Stew.
203	Try the Nether!	There is a region in Minecraft called The Nether.
209	Twittered about!	Notch often tweets about Minecraft on his Twitter feed.
223	Turing complete!	Turing completeness is a term used in computer science for machines and programming languages that are able to perform all operations of a Turing machine. The Redstone mechanism is one of them.
92	Ultimate edition!	This could refer to splash texts showing up only on an paid account with the stand-alone client.(?)
143	umop-apisdn!	The phrase "upside-down", upside-down.
31	Undocumented!	There is no formal documentation from Notch about Minecraft.
151	Une baguette!	Literally "a stick" in French, a baguette is a kind of bread.
96	Uninflammable!	A joke on the fact that "inflammable" is often mistaken to mean "not flammable" due to the "in-" prefix.
25	Uses LWJGL!	Minecraft uses LWJGL.
133	Verlet intregration!	Verlet integration is a technique often used to calculate trajectories of particles.
184	Very fun!	Many people agree!
186	Vote for net neutrality!	Net neutrality.
95	Water proof!	Most blocks in Minecraft are unaffected by water. Note: Minecraft itself, and by extension, your computer, are not water proof. Do not submerge your computer or Minecraft in water, even partially.
214	Welcome to your Doom!	The boss quote from Altered Beast.
13	When it's finished!	Minecraft is still in an incomplete beta stage. Also a reference to Blizzard's scheduled release date for StarCraft II.
97	Whoa, dude!
174	Woo, /v/!	The video game board on 4chan.
172	Woo, facepunch!	Facepunch.
176	Woo, minecraftforum!	MinecraftForum.
178	Woo, reddit!	Reddit.
179	Woo, 2pp!	Perhaps a reference to 2 Player Productions, the company behind Minecraft: The Story of Mojang.
173	Woo, somethingawful!	SomethingAwful.
175	Woo, tigsource!	TIGSource.
177	Woo, worldofminecraft!	World of Minecraft.
44	Wow!
28	Yaaay!	You'll be thinking the same thing.
75	Yes, sir!
94	You've got a brand new key!	Refers to the song "Brand New Key".

Specjalne splashe

Okazjonalnie Notch zastępował wszystkie standardowe splashe jednym na jakiś czas.

Splash	Okazja	Tłumaczenie
[DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!]	Pokazywane w aktualizacji Halloween od czasu, kiedy Notch dał PCGamer tą wersję jako "podgląd".	[NIE ROZPOWSZECHNIAĆ!]
Happy birthday, ez!	Pokazywane 9 grudnia 2010, ez to narzeczona Notcha.	Wszystkiego najlepszego, ez!
Finally beta!	To był jedyny wyświetlany tekst w Beta (wyłączając inne specjalne okazje) do aktualizacji 14 stycznia 2011.	W końcu beta!
Merry X-mas!	Pokazywane 24 grudnia 2010, świętując święta Bożego Narodzenia.	Wesołych świąt [Bożego Narodzenia]!
Happy New Year!	Pokazywane 1 stycznia 2011, świętując Nowy Rok - 2011.	Wesołego Nowego Roku
missingno	Pokazywane, kiedy plik splashes.txt jest zmieniony lub usunięty. Odnosi się do błędnego Pokémona znajdowanego w grze Pokémon Red and Blue.

Removed splashes

Splash	Wyjaśnienie	Tłumaczenie
Pre-beta!	Wersja Alpha gry
Alpha version!	Wersja Alpha gry	Wersja Alpha!
9.95 euro!	Cena gry w fazie Alhpa, jest to połowa ceny pełnej wersji.	9,95 euro! (ok. 40zł)
Half price!	Cena gry w fazie Alhpa, jest to połowa ceny pełnej wersji.	Połowa ceny!